FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Austin, Texas: Today Satan, the Prince of Darkness and ruler of the infernal underworld, held a press conference on the Capitol steps to disassociate himself from the Texas Democratic Party. “Last night, a bunch of pro-abortion supporters at the state capitol chanted ‘Hail Satan’,” said the Prince of Lies. “And, you know, … Continue reading Satan Calls Press Conference To Disassociate Self From Texas Democratic Party